Make the rest of your life, the best of your life.
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me:I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me:is that the sun
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actuates:

*punches you in the face*
“It’s a metaphor”

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sirpastydick:

idk about u but im feeling 22
pounds overweight

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lameborghini:

lameborghini:

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

image

ur school wins

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compliment:

tries to look cute but fails

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trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

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relahvant:

people who call it soccer smh

(Source: neopiacentral)

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awkwardrabbit:

How am I going to tell them I lost my job.

I have a wife, and 3 children

3 Children. 

(Source: soyunalbondiga)

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vanjalen:

i love every part of this

(Source: emiliogorgeous)

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bestlols:

image

(Source: taylor-swift)

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soujizz:

omg i just realized

theyre called pancakes

 because theyre like cakes

but you cook them

wait for it

in a pAN

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(Source: continello)

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aflowerthatbloomsinadversity:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

carolxdanvers:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

can’t be the new assassins creed, that’s a woman 

shots fired

(Source: pagets)

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bestfunny:

yungginseng:

when the store clerk think you walking in to steal

 

(Source: cockbarf)

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